A man was dying so he went to have a chat with God to make sure he could get into Heaven. "Of course you can" said God , "But to enable you to come into Heaven you must give up drinking, smoking and sex". "Certainly" said the man. However after a few weeks the man went back to God and said "I can't do it I'm so sorry. the drinking was easy to give up as was the smoking, but the other day my wife was leaning over the freezer and I just couldn't help myself". "Tut tut" said God "I,'m sorry but that wont go down well in Heaven". "Heaven!" said the man, "It didn't go down well in Tesco's either!"
2006-11-05 10:22:21 · 10 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn, Im sure I need some more freezer fodder.... d'ya think the male Q busters can help me with that one ;-)
Good one
2006-11-05 10:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
now why would god have a problem with a guy having sex with his wife even if it was in tesco
2006-11-05 18:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Alicat....
HAHAHAHA...
That one was so good I spit soup out of my mouth while
reading it...(eating supper in front of the computer).
Zah
2006-11-05 18:27:16 · answer #3 · answered by zahbudar 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cute... I think if God has a sense of humor... sure...
2006-11-05 18:25:34 · answer #4 · answered by Whatev' Yo' 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats tescos slogan.....every little helps ???
2006-11-05 18:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no it didnt in asda either
2006-11-05 18:24:26 · answer #6 · answered by wayno1 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
who cares
2006-11-05 18:23:36 · answer #7 · answered by Madonna 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
really good !! lol
2006-11-06 05:30:39 · answer #8 · answered by bluebottle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THATS BORING
2006-11-05 18:25:58 · answer #9 · answered by cindy cutie 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
she was teasing him.
2006-11-05 18:27:23 · answer #10 · answered by fred_sr 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋