2006-11-05 10:17:03 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you're in a public place and they are both really good ones you get an immense feeling of well being when people look at you like you've just murdered someone. This is even better if you are in an office, however timing is everything, i find that standing up in the office raising one hand and saying 'Mr chairman i'd like to raise a motion' and then letting a force 9 fart go is always highly amusing, if i can time it just right a belch where you're almost on the point of vomitting is the perfect accompanyment.
ps. farting in public openly is a fabulous way to annoy people however do be carefull that you dont follow through at the same time as this is rather embarrasing, always wear dark trousers and 2 pairs of underwear.
2006-11-05 10:31:05 · answer #1 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You first get a great feeling of relief throughout your body, much like a great balloon has been deflated.
Then you feel alone because friends and strangers move away from you, if they can.
Finally if really smart, you prepare to change your pants.
Once a mate and I were travelling to cinema on a cold, below freezing night in a small Nissan... he silently released an ar**se rasp that nearly made me choke. All when it was too cold to open the car window. Some choice, freeze or die of gas. Note, the heat in the old car didn't work either, so cold would have been long lasting.
So, *art with bravado, but only if you don't care what happens next, socially or otherwise.
As my old Da' would say, "Can't attract the best of people blowing kisses from that end!"
2006-11-05 11:42:35 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've sneezed and coughed at the same time and nothing happened so I don't think much would happen if you added fart and burp,no you will not explode.
2016-05-22 02:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the answer that if you fart and burp at the same time you get a nasty smell. Trust me.
2006-11-05 10:19:50 · answer #4 · answered by angie garzon 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The force of gas expelling from two small openings would cause the object containing the gas to inflate and possibly explode.
2006-11-05 10:21:19 · answer #5 · answered by revchrist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then you burp and fart at the same time....youll probably laugh cuz ya get a kick outta it too
2006-11-05 10:18:37 · answer #6 · answered by Sporkzilla 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you change that to a hiccup - recycling.... a hic sucks in the air you just dropped...
the other 2 are just gratifying for blokes and mortifying for Ladies...
2006-11-05 10:58:37 · answer #7 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Total gastric meltdown generally resulting in chronic solitude.
2006-11-05 16:17:51 · answer #8 · answered by happy heathen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are in an elevator, just pray both were silent then stare hard at someone else.
2006-11-05 10:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Possible follow through.
2006-11-05 10:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋