2006-11-05 09:54:50 · 30 answers · asked by for a pound 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sit back down on the toilet!
2006-11-05 09:56:44 · answer #1 · answered by Hemp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go get some Depends or some Good-Nites. Either that, or lay some plastic down on the floor and let 'er rip!
2006-11-05 09:58:30 · answer #2 · answered by Zorlinda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like to me it's too late. I think it would be easier to let it go all over the carpet, throw yourself into a bathtub (clothes and all)...after cleaning up, get a 'rug doctor' or steam cleaner and get out the stains. ewww.
2006-11-05 10:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by SenCPhTVa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so, you got a good case of the Hershey squirts. grab your cell phone, sit back on that thing in the bathroom invented by John D. Crapper, call a close friend, and have him bring some Imodium and Glade
2006-11-05 10:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put elastic bands round the bottom of your trouser legs
2006-11-05 09:58:09 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol at the first 3 answers!
firstly, you should get laminate flooring, carpets are so dated darling! then if you make a mess, just wipe and hey presto...clean
2006-11-05 09:59:00 · answer #6 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put down lino instead of carpet of course!
2006-11-07 05:29:12 · answer #7 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go visit a friend, then you can then let them worry about their carpet while yours stays pristine.
2006-11-05 10:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wear wellington boots
2006-11-05 10:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by Tonto 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tie some string around your trouser bottoms
2006-11-05 09:58:25 · answer #10 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stand on the sofa
2006-11-05 09:58:26 · answer #11 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋