The young daughter was passing her parents' bedroom one night when she saw them engaged in some passionate lovemaking. The following morning she asked her father what they had been doing.
"Oh nothing to worry about," replied Dad. "Your mum was having a fit and I was holding her down."
The following week, when Dad came home from work the little girl ran to him and said.....
"Oh Daddy, I'm so glad you're back. Mummy had another one of those fits today and the next door neighbour had to hold her down."
2006-11-05 09:53:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety,did you hear about the husband who arrived home early from work to find his wife on the bed having a heart attack.He was just about to call the doctor when his little boy said:"Dad there's a naked man in the wardrobe."
"What!" said the husband,He opened the wardrobe and there was his best friend Tom.
"I don't believe this!" screamed the husband."There's Julie having a heart attack,and your playing games with the kids!"
2006-11-06 04:53:35 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-27 20:49:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dad would 'never' tell his daughter a lie, so he says to her in a gentle whisper, "I know, I was next door helping his wife with exactly the same problem..."
2006-11-05 09:58:38 · answer #3 · answered by Ta 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thinks for the l and the 2 points
2006-11-05 09:57:05 · answer #4 · answered by frog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! A+++
2006-11-05 09:56:16 · answer #5 · answered by Stacie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha hil R E ous
2006-11-05 11:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by angels2002002 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
but i have to report you because i am a complete sad wanker that has no life
just kidding
2006-11-05 09:56:52 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, id probably do that then.
Glad i could help, with advice....off to answer another Qestion now, glad to have helped answer yours.
2006-11-05 09:55:54 · answer #8 · answered by ben b 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that a good one
2006-11-05 09:56:06 · answer #9 · answered by JANET F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-11-05 09:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋