Them UFOs come to my farm a lot. My chickens get scared and don't lay eggs.
2006-11-05 09:07:19 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah, and you've been in the eye of a tornado too.
2006-11-05 09:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because you near where the government is testing new aircraft and making it look like a flying saucer as a cover up. They probably also don't want you selling eggs. or it could be a figment of your imagination
2006-11-05 09:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
there are plenty of people who see UFOs and why not report them to the government agency. you can get your name in the papers and on television. make enough money you could quit farming altogether
2006-11-05 09:15:32 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's the flying spaghetti monster. If he throws meatballs at the chickens, at least you'll have something to eat!
2006-11-05 10:27:32 · answer #4 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Moses was an Extraterestial.
2006-11-05 09:09:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha very funny. Aliens aren't mentioned in the Bible, so they aren't real.
2006-11-05 09:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by aℓanah.♥ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You must be smokin' some really good chit in that out house.
2006-11-05 09:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by flip4449 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think you might need to see a shrink
2006-11-05 09:11:59 · answer #8 · answered by newcovenant0 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋