2006-11-05 08:49:47 · 8 answers · asked by Helen 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are 3 girls they all die and go to heaven there are no rules exept dont step on the ducks one girl steps on a duck she gets chained to an ugly man forever another girl does the same the last girl hasent steped on a duck so she gets chained to the hunkyest guy ever she says wow im lucky the guy says I steped on a duck !!!!!!!!! LOL LAMO
2006-11-05 09:48:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A woman who's tired of her husband coming home drunk of evening decides to wait in the graveyard he cuts through on his way home. As he gets closer the wife jumps out and screams BOO. The husband jumps back and said who are you. She says I'm the Bogey man. He say HI I'm married to your sister.
2006-11-05 09:00:15 · answer #2 · answered by Rubberbelly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
- When you slap them the mosquito stops sucking.
2006-11-05 09:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the mouse cross the road?
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Because the chicken got tired!!!!! jajajajjaja LOL LOL hahahahahha hehehehehe hoohohohoho hardy harr harrr!
2006-11-05 09:38:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what is a brunette doing between two blondes?
the translator...
2006-11-05 08:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I now pronounce you man and wife.
2006-11-05 08:52:15 · answer #6 · answered by Kodoku Josei 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your mom is like a brick. She's flat, dirty, and gets laid by mexicans.
2006-11-05 08:53:59 · answer #7 · answered by severedwound 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a blonde humorous tale this lady went to learn her mailbox there became no longer something in it. approximately 5 minutes later she checked it lower back and repeated some cases.properly her neighbor became staring at and he became like "predicted some significant mail" she reported "my pc keeps asserting I even have mail" additionally i lov wen ppl get tricked via this theres a a million tale domicile evrythings blue wat colorings the settee they say blue wat colorings the television thy say blue wat colorings the rug thy say blue wat colorings the photograph thy say blue wat colorings the pc thy say blue wat colorings the stairs thy say blue thn u say theres no stairs its a one tale domicile
2016-10-03 07:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by armiso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋