J. drinks his lager and then pisses all over the pub. The Landlord is not amused:
"Get out of my Pub you twit" he says.
"I'm sorry, I feel so guilty" groans J.
Next night J. returns to the Pub;
"Get out of my pub - I'm not having that nonsense again like last night" says the Landlord.
J. says "No, no, it's alright it won't happen again - I promise"
"Well alright then - if you say so" says the Landlord looking askance at J.
1 pint of Lager later J. cries out "Aaaargh" and then promptly begins to piss all over the pub.
"Right that's it - get out " says the Landlord angrily.
J. leaves with tears in his eyes saying "I'm sorry, I Feel so Guilty"
Next night J. is back at the Pub -
"Right you - out" says the Landlord.
"No it's alright, I'm cured" says J. "I saw a psychiatrist"
"OK then" says the Landlord
J. drinks his pint and - "Aaaargh" - piss everywhere.
"I thought you were cured" says the Landlord.
"I am. I don't feel guilty any more"
2006-11-05 08:27:13 · 23 answers · asked by Excelsior 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2006-11-05 11:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by dbzss93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not the sort of joke you can write down I'd say. That's a stand up joke that requires the right qualities of timing and delivery that text doesn't offer.
It'd be funny if told by someone to you verbally and correctly.
2006-11-05 16:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Martin G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its not dat funny just a bit and its not really peculiar
2006-11-05 16:32:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit peculiar - but it made me chuckle
2006-11-05 16:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by puzzled 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, it was too long for me and not really funny at all.
2006-11-05 16:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe.. it's like something right out of psychiatrist's convention, but all right!
2006-11-05 16:33:12 · answer #6 · answered by Cold Bird 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah good one keep em comin lol luved it haha
2006-11-05 16:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by blank 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love that joke..
lol... well funny...
simple mind tho :P
2006-11-05 16:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by •♥•mj•♥• 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny!!! (ha ha ha funny) Slightly strange but funny!
2006-11-05 16:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by roooof 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really peculiar, just goes on a bit and not very ha-ha............sorry !!
2006-11-05 16:29:03 · answer #10 · answered by gary j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard a lot worse
2006-11-05 16:35:25 · answer #11 · answered by MARGARET T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋