why do italian men have facial hair?
so they can look like their mothers
whats the differance between mcfly and a bucket of sh*t?
the bucket
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
lickalotofpus
what do tigers have that no other animals have?
baby tigers
what was billy the kids middle name?
the
what do you call postman pat after he got fired ?
pat
2 ariels on a roof, fell in love and got married
the wedding was crap but it was a great reception
what do you call a snail without his shell ?
a slug
a man went to a fancy dress competition with a naked woman on his back
when asked what he had come as he replied "a snail and this is michelle"
a blonde took her dog in a pub and she had a drink and he had a bone
when they came out the dog had 3 legs
whats the differance between a blonde in a garage and a porn star?
one gets screwed and the other is a porn star
a blonde goes into a garage and asks for a longer dipstick as hers doesnt reach the oil
2006-11-05 08:01:02 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These are corny, but about the best I've seen in awhile. Got more?
2006-11-05 08:10:18 · answer #1 · answered by redpantyluver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you save up the xmas cracker jokes from last year lol
2006-11-05 08:09:24 · answer #2 · answered by Calum B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the aerial joke lol
2006-11-05 08:17:22 · answer #3 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These jokes are not funny. Do you know the meaning of jokes?
2006-11-05 08:35:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-05 08:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Difficult question to answer.
2006-11-05 08:07:46 · answer #6 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny yes
2006-11-05 08:06:46 · answer #7 · answered by snow_patrol_lady 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some funny some mean
2006-11-05 08:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by e-pack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee hee...funny!
2006-11-05 08:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by Coyote 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-05 08:14:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋