Do Muslims have a sense of humour?

Question

Do Muslims have a sense of humour?

Have you some jokes to share,Witty stories that you may have heard?

I would like to see what you find funny!

No copy and paste jobs please.

So I wouldnt understand your jokes?

Dont be so condecending please!!

I would like to know what you find amusing tis all but obviously I couldnt comprehend what passes for your humour.

Answer 1

Do U think we are from Mars? Come on man.
I wish U see what our comedians do, hilarious. The difference is clean jokes in the media, nothing saucy.
He is a joke for you:
An idiot wanted 2 B a terrorist. He joined them. They told him: "take this pomegranate, take off the lid and immediately through at the most crowded place. See how many casualties and come back to tell us the kind of damage it makes".
He took it and sat in the top deck of a Double Decker bus, took off the lid.
Bang
Another idiot who became a terrorist was playing with the pomegranate, his friend told him: "don't take the lid off, it will explode"
he said: "that's OK, I have more"

Answer 2

this is a complete generelisation! Thats like saying catholics dont have a feeling of humour in case they offend the pope! I easily have been to Turkey that's a muslim usa and a few of them are the funniest lighthearted human beings I easily have met! So right down to earth! needless to say you will get a unfavorable reaction from some muslims in case you're joking approximately terrorism it somewhat is an extremely intense difficulty on the 2d and muslims everywhere have become victimised and abuse ! try telling it to few extra Im particular someones guaranteed to laugh!

Answer 3

The following joke was found on an Islamic website. I think it's funny and quite clever. It satirizes the American media:

"A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh ,then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" – the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" – says the man. "Oh, what are you then? " The man says: - "I am a Saudi !" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog."

Answer 4

Hey Chancer, Isn't it funny how the ignorant never seem to shut up, and the wise people actually do? Reflect on this. And yes, Muslims have a sense of humor. We think you are very funny, too. We like to laugh at you as much as possible for being an idiot.

Answer 5

the Muslims Ive worked for/with have all had very funny sense of humour.

Answer 6

I am a Muslim with a funny sense of humor. There is a comedian group called "Allah Made Me Funny". LMAO that is all I can tell you...

Peace

Answer 7

Yes,of course. For example,you can google the "Hodja Nasrettin". He's famous with his jokes amd anecdotes.

Answer 8

We have plenty of humour! The things you find amusing also amuse us. Even though we have different religions, deep down we are all human beings.

Answer 9

Reading the questions and answers posted, it sure seems like several of them on here DO in fact have a sense of humor. Unless they're trying to be serious all of the time.

God Himself has a sense of humor, so why wouldn't WE have it also?

Answer 10

If Bin Laden laughed his face would crack.
Hey! Doorman are you Danish or Irish?