There was a woman who was interested in getting a boob job, so she went to her doctor, Dr. Smith and questioned him about implants.
He explained that, before you do anything too serious, there is a method that has worked for a lot of my patients.
Every morning when you wake up rub your boobs and say ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies.''
She did this faithfully for weeks and noticed one day that they actually were getting bigger, she was very impressed. One morning she woke up, late for work and very rushed. By the time she got on the bus she realized that she forgot to go through her routine.
So standing on the bus, while rubbing her boobs she says ''Scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies''.
The man standing next to her says, ''You go to Dr. Smith?''
''Yes,'' she said, ''how did you know?''
He replies ''Hickory dickory dock!''
2006-11-05 07:07:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao
2006-11-05 07:34:43 · answer #1 · answered by mr. fancy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha lol! That's funny keep making jokes your good at it! lol "scoobie doobie doobie, give me bigger boobies!" lol
2006-11-05 15:47:52 · answer #2 · answered by Helena 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one ...and here's another for u...There once was an Indian whose given name was "Onestone", so named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone to not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more. Then one day a young girl named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning, Onestone..."
He jumped up, grabbed her, and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant serious business.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone..."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, all night, and all the next day, and through the next night...but, Yellow Bird wouldn't die!!!!
What is the moral of this story???
Come on..........take a guess!
Think about it................
Okay, okay, scroll down........
You're going to love this!
Here it comes............................
And the moral is........................
You can't kill two birds with one stone!
2006-11-05 15:23:57 · answer #3 · answered by bronson 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I didn't catch an actual question but I just choked on my own spit laughin--if thats what you were lookin for.
2006-11-05 15:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by Suni J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke ! i like it! you sure are a funny person! stay cool and god blitz hec , i had took much to drink!
2006-11-05 15:12:56 · answer #5 · answered by richardstz19 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2006-11-05 15:17:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HA HA HA very funny
2006-11-05 15:10:06 · answer #7 · answered by lickitysplit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i like e it!! thats like soooo funny. rofl!!! <---- literally
2006-11-05 15:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by Loved 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-05 15:11:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... I heard this before though! :-)
2006-11-05 15:09:15 · answer #10 · answered by misery 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋