two gay men wake up one morning, gordon says to julian " i really fancy a handjob". julian replies "can we have coffee first" gordon sulks and says " ok i guess i can wait but hurry up i am feeling fruity". julian gets up walks out of the room to go and goes to make the coffee and says to gordon " promise you will wait", the reluctant gordon promises to wait.
5 minutes later julian returns armed with 2 cups of coffee and screams when he walks into the room. there is c*m all over the ceiling, the floor , the curtains, its everywhere, "gordon you promised me" he says and gordon replies " i didnt have a wa*k i farted"
2006-11-05
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