Best pint of guinness ever!?

Question

Ok this guy is out on the town and looking for the best pint of guinness ever. He tries a few bars, the pints were ok but not the best ever. A barman tells him to try a pub across town and promised him the best pint of guinness ever.

So the guy arrives outside the bar. The trouble is the bar is located on the tenth floor of the building. So the guy shrugs his shoulders and climbs the 10 flights of stairs hoping to get the best pint of guinness ever. He finally reaches the top of the stairs and walks into the bar. He walks over to the bar tender and asks if it is true that he sells the best pint of guinness ever. Standing beside the bar is another man. The man says that every time he finishes his pint of guinness he feels soo good that he jumps out the window of the 10th floor and runs back up the stairs in no time totally unhurt. The guy said yeah right I dont believe you. Sure enough when the man finished his pint he crashed through the window and was back up the stairs

in no time at all. The guy was astonished. The man said ok now you try. So the guy drank his pint, eventually picked up the courage and ran towards the window, dived through it, plummetted to the ground and splat bits of him everywhere. The barman says gosh superman you're a right ba*tard when you're drunk.

Answer 1

stags head dublin ireland

Answer 2

When I heard it there were two guys drinking the Guinness, Patrick and Michael. The punchline, spoke by Patrick was.

"You know Michael, for an Archangel, that was a lousy trick!"

Answer 3

i heard a different version, but they are both funny!

Answer 4

hahahah...!! was that funny?!
ok, now that you've finished it.....it was funny!!

Answer 5

didn't even read it... i guess it was funny...iamo

Answer 6

he's superman:)