Kids dont half do the funniest things dont they?.......i was watching my little niece reading her book of fairy tales...well actually she said she wanted to read to me instead of i read to her...it was great to see, she said i got to lick my finger so i can turn the page, each time i watched her lick her fingers ready to turn the page, but the funny thing was, she was using the other hand to turn the page....this was the funniest and sweetest thing i had ever seen...i had to stop myself from laughing....what is the funnist thing a child has done
2006-11-05 04:49:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
kids are funny......my nephew sometimes stares at me and calles me "BOB" and then smiles really big........its quite entertaining
2006-11-05 04:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by Cocktail 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
About 4 summers ago, my husband and I took our 2 kids (we now have 4) camping and one morning at about 7 a.m., our daughter and son (then 5 and 7) were in an adjoining tent and arguing over crayons they were colouring with while we caught an extra few minutes of sleep. Eventually, the noise got too loud and my husband bellowed, "Okay, you two need to get along and share the crayons! We don't want to hear ANYTHING ELSE for the next 30 minutes!"...to which our daughter chirped up, "Except for colouriiiing!!" LOL
#2 is from when we were expecting our 3rd and our second (the daughter, then still 6) was asking why she and her brother couldn't just barge into our room at any time. We explained that Mommy and Daddy could be doing something private, like having a 'special cuddle' (This term came from another funny story about a 'how are babies made' book), and that they need to knock if they want to come into our room. My daughter eyes my swollen belly and shakes her head like the wool's not going to be pulled over HER eyes, and says, "Mooom, we know the 'special cuddle' already happened!!"
2006-11-05 05:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by BetchaBiteAChip 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LOl adorable
Well one year when my daughter was 5, she came home from school very excited about her new joke, she just had to share. So we all got on the floor and she cuddled up with her father. She then said..
Knock Knock..
He said who is there.
She said, Pie
He said Pie who
She then with all of her little might slammed the palm of her hand into his nose at full force as he was not excepting it and it caused a horrible nose almost instantly. I thought it was hilarious to see a grown man weighting 260 pounds hold back tears. So I laughed and she laughed. His response to us both was his own knock knock joke…
Knock Knock
Who’s there
Can
Can Who?
Can of Whip ***!
Then the two of them sat there and laughed hysterically … I on the other hand did NOT thing telling her that joke was funny and had this instant feeling it would one day backfire on us.
The following week, sure enough, it was correct. It was a Thanksgiving feast at her school and the children had a talent hour. Our daughter in all of glory went to the mic to present her talent, which was supposed to be a song… however she changed it on us at the last min. and did the can of whip *** joke, which the audience eagerly participated in, until she got to the punch line at which time, they all gasped.
I thought I would die!
2006-11-05 06:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by ******************** 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My nephew (4 years old) was at a party and playing with a little boy about 3 yrs old. He was an islander with very dark skin and black curly hair, very cute. My brother inlaw asked his son what he was doing, to which he replied " Im just playing with the monkey over there". It was hilarious. Thankfully the parents of the 3 yr old thought it was pretty funny too.
2006-11-05 12:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kylie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other night my husband kept me awake almost all night because of his snoring. By 6 am I was pretty ticked off and exhausted when my 4 year old woke up and climbed into bed with me to say good morning. When my husband got out of the shower I said to him in an angry voice, "You owe me some coffee!" My daughter, without missing a beat said, "And I want some candy!" Needless to say, we all got a good laugh that morning.
2006-11-05 05:52:36 · answer #5 · answered by disneychick 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of the funniest things I have ever heard was a friend of mine went with her son & grandson to a store. The little guy wanted sidewalk chalk, dad said not now, and you know how little kids can't pronounce things...
He starting screaming, "I WANT CAAAHHK! GIMME CAAHHK!" Of course, "cahk" sounded like a naughty word.
Out of the mouths of babes...
2006-11-05 04:59:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think that funniest thing I have seen my daughter do is reach out for things from off the the television, like if she sees an advert for baked beans or chocolate, she reaches for it straight away. It's so sweet.
2006-11-05 04:54:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
my daughter is in love with the alice in wonderland movie, and on the menu screen she like to name the items as they pass by. when she started this she was having trouble pronouncing "L's" so clock didn't come out quite right....see where this is going? She would lso call watches clocks...or her version of the word. So imagine her fathers surprize when she pointed at him and screamed that out!! She was pointing at his wrist, because he had found his watch and she noticed, but e1 in Walmart got some entertainment from it. Needless to say we have stoped wearing watches in our house...at least until she gets those "L's" to come out.
2006-11-05 05:08:10 · answer #8 · answered by Playful_Pandora 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I used to have this place of work that grew to become into up a metallic stairway. We consistently knew whilst somebody grew to become into coming by using fact it grew to become into so loud. quite much daily, somebody might come working up the stairs and fall. i might consistently run to the stairs and ask in the event that they have been ok. each and every time, the guy might deny that they had fallen. For some reason or different, this grew to become into progressively greater humorous to those in my place of work. the guy grew to become into somewhat embarrassed. they might have been lacking a limb and nonetheless declare they hadn't fallen. there is just one thing inherently humorous approximately somebody falling. i don't comprehend why. possibly by using fact it grew to become into quiet in my place of work and then improve, and %^&&*^%$$% (cursing), then they might say, they did no longer fall.
2016-12-28 13:40:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son(9 months old now) has bright green poop on Saint Patricks Day! LOL
2006-11-05 05:23:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mommy2be 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋