A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago".
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really, " he said, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait."Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern redneck." Suddenly, the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba."
2006-11-05 03:31:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i read this out loud .. every one is room got laugh..great way to start the day
2006-11-05 03:36:58 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
Heres one for you
A man and his wife and 9 kids were at a bus stop waiting and they were joined by a blind man...
When the bus came it was crowded so only the woman and the kids were able to board the bus..
The husband and the blind man decided to walk
As they were walking the husband said to the blind man.. that tap tap tapping of your stick is driving me crazy !!!!!
Can't you put a rubber on the end of it...
The blind man said Shut up!! if you had put a rubber on the end of your stick... we'd be riding the bus
2006-11-05 03:41:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
particular hypersexuality is actual, dunno the place you will detect somebody with it, and it somewhat is no longer contagious on account which you do no longer "get" it from everywhere. it somewhat is a psychological sickness that develops in a uncommon variety of human beings. adult males or ladies would be hypersexual.
2016-10-21 07:31:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how did she find out al ta?? personal experience?? whew... tats quite a lotta experienc for a lifetime!! lol..
2006-11-05 03:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by kozizi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what does tonto and bubba means?
2006-11-05 05:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
especially funny if you speak spanish. in spanish 'tonto' means stupid!
2006-11-05 04:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by Deanna H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-11-05 03:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by soxfan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha ...Got him and Caught him right......Smart lady !!! Funny one I liked it !!!!
2006-11-05 03:43:12 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mite b, ur rite
2006-11-05 03:32:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-05 03:35:23 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋