While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For f*** sake, it's 2am in the b***** morning!!"
2006-11-05 02:30:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NOW IF I WAS DRUNK I WOULD THINK THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY but im not so it was funny, ha ha
2006-11-05 02:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Appreciate the innovative idea of getting time from the Neighbourer ! Got Impressed with the Talking Clock !!! Ha Ha Ha .......Good One ! Keep it up !
2006-11-05 02:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!! I would give it a go but I live in a detatched house>
2006-11-05 05:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by madhouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good, must get me a gong! lol
2006-11-05 03:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha thats funny
2006-11-05 04:11:33 · answer #5 · answered by Charisma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Bet that timepice doesn't last very long! LOL.
It's a Goodie. Thanks for the laugh, and have a great week.
2006-11-05 12:28:02 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2006-11-05 02:33:18 · answer #7 · answered by sideways 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2006-11-05 05:55:50 · answer #8 · answered by LilRedChiliPepper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very funny, i didnt get it til my brother told me.
2006-11-05 04:06:33 · answer #9 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 a.m. in the b***** morning is a tautology.
2006-11-05 05:00:57 · answer #10 · answered by ANGUS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋