A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube.
"The man says, "Sorry, officer, I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that, I'll have a really bad asthma attack."
"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample."
"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death."
"Well, then, we need a urine sample."
"I'm sorry, officer, I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that, I'll get really low blood sugar."
"All right, then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."
"I can't do that, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
2006-11-05 02:12:43 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is so funny, it would have been funnier if the guy said that he was blind in the end. HaHa
2006-11-05 04:11:38 · answer #1 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Would've been funnier if, after the police officer asked him to walk the white line he said " I cant do that officer. I'm a coke addict".
2006-11-05 10:25:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i have heard of this old joke b4, although I thought that when the officer asked him to walk the white line, the guy says that he is blind......anyway thanx for the laugh!
2006-11-05 10:22:50 · answer #3 · answered by cookie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
A greeeat joke loved it. Thumbs up again i have to
2006-11-05 10:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-11-05 10:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Cool joke.
2006-11-05 10:17:08 · answer #6 · answered by xprincess_porkiex 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one
2006-11-05 10:15:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought that the driver at the end would be blind!
2006-11-05 10:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah - keep 'em coming.
2006-11-05 11:35:08 · answer #9 · answered by PAUL H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke slightly werid though!
2006-11-05 10:15:03 · answer #10 · answered by char 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋