The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by saying, "Mommy, guess what! Yesterday I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and daddy came into the room with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into your bed and then daddy got on top of her..."
Sonny's mother held up her hand. "Not another word. Wait till your father comes home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home. As he walked into the house, his wife said, "I'm leaving you. I'm packing now and I'm leaving you." "But why--" asked the startled father. "Go ahead, Sonny. Tell daddy just what you told me."
"Well," Sonny said, "I was playing in your bedroom closet and daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and got into bed and daddy got on top of her and then they did just what you did with uncle John when daddy was away last summer."
2006-11-05 02:05:09 · 17 answers · asked by Citizen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
LOL...funny
2006-11-05 02:08:12 · answer #1 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes it's cheating. Both of them were just rather bad partners.
I never understood cheating... If you have a child with someone and "loved" someone enough to promise your life to them, why would you ever look somewhere else for love? And if you are tired of the person, get divorced. That way you don't have to cheat on anyone and you can still get the love you're looking for...
Haha, sorry, went off on a rant. =P
2006-11-05 10:09:51 · answer #2 · answered by StarlightRedemption 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously, no. Clearly two wrongs always make a right. And while this makes a funny joke, people who would use their kids as pawns in their battles with their spouses... Not funny a 'tall.
2006-11-05 10:09:47 · answer #3 · answered by derkaiser93 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah - this is cheating - they are both cheating in this case. Sounds like these two people deserve each other.
2006-11-05 10:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya think!?!? Out of the mouth of babies, they are so honest at an early age...we corrupt them and teach them how to lie.
2006-11-05 10:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by rdhedhottie 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
Thats funny and yes its still considered cheating
2006-11-05 10:09:51 · answer #6 · answered by Princess 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good joke! funny ~ I guess they're even though ~ the cheats canceled each other out :P
2006-11-05 10:15:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥michele♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i do consider this as cheating they should get a divorce
2006-11-05 10:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by tiz 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke!
2006-11-05 10:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by jackson 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one i posted it the other day hun
2006-11-05 11:18:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋