An Irishman out walking in the park got hit on the back of his head by a boomerang.He shoutted " who true dat??????"
2006-11-05 02:04:08 · 9 answers · asked by Alig Ator 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.
One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Maude: What in the hell is that?
Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Maude: Where did you get it?
Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.. The pharmacist fainted.> >>> >>> >>
2006-11-05 02:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by takeemout01 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Throwing a boomerang is like revenge or spitting into the wind- you will soon get your own back!
2006-11-05 10:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by Victor Ludorum 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick
2006-11-05 11:31:49 · answer #3 · answered by mrputput 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK i AM IRISH
ITS A cool Joke and the first timer to LMAO
2006-11-05 10:12:02 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, good one... so who did throw it?
2006-11-05 10:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by bruvvamoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
Have a great week!
2006-11-05 20:36:24 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And someone replied ..... A LEPRECHAUN
2006-11-05 12:40:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ....Good Joke !!!
2006-11-05 11:05:40 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
crap
2006-11-05 11:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋