My pet Pterodactyl, Dirk has escaped from his aviary. He is currently soaring the sky above my house, but won't return to his aviary. He is currently depopulating the street of cats and dogs. And the neighbours are livid about his poo and projectile vomiting attacks! I don't want to have to shoot him.....can anyone help??
2006-11-04 22:17:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
Pterodactyls are extinct. He will die when he realises this.
Unfortunately, pterodactyls are also very, very stupid. So you may have to wait a while
2006-11-04 22:22:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Get an even Bigger Pterodactyl, probably where you got the first one from, let that go too and hopefully the big one will attack the one you have lost and he might come home. OR you could always cut a cow in half ad use the meat as bait, tie it to some string and swing the cow half around your head until the reptile bird comes a swoopin down and then bag it in a net!
2006-11-05 06:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by jimbo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a simple method , and will not fail!!
Lure Dirk back into your garden ,with something he likes to eat .
mmmm ! maybe one of those pesky post person
who deliver all those unwanted bills and junk mail.
You may prefer to stun him/her to save arguments .
Tie him to a secure post in the garden
and whistle for your Pterodactyl.
while he is busy consuming the postal person
Quietly ,net him ,and slip him back into the aviary
you may put the postal workers remains, in with Dirk
this should keep him happy for a while
as he is a growing dinosaur,
i suggest reinforcing his cage
and investing in a large herd of bison
for his future meals
The poo question can be a problem ,
why not start a fertilizer out let
sales could soar and you will be rich enough to buy a mate for Dirk and breed many more of this very rare breed
hope this has helped
good luck
>^,,^<
2006-11-05 09:10:01 · answer #3 · answered by sweet-cookie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try puting his favorite food inside the aviary and leave it open, he should come back soon enough.
As for the neighbors, if they shoot him I'm very sorry but you could always sue! I mean you have quite possibly the last Pterodactyl in the world!
2006-11-05 06:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Sarah C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried swinging a prawn on a long piece on string.
When he dives for it, grab the legs and spin Dirk around until he gets dizzy, place his head under the right wing and lie him back in the aviary. Don't feed him for a week as a punishment.
From my experience he will not do this again!
2006-11-05 12:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whats the problem, hes only doing what he was born to do and at his age good luck to the old lad
Alternatively send the wife out with a few feathers stuck to her backside, tell her to bend over and when dirk swoops catch him,
but remember timing is very very important
2006-11-05 06:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry, my dragon got loose just last week so if he runs across your pterodactyl, he will turn him to toast pterodactyl and then your neighbors will like you again! And you can eat him for thanksgiving......
2006-11-05 06:48:05 · answer #7 · answered by cereal_killer034 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, can you send him this way when he is done? There are quite a few cats in my neighborhood I would like to get rid of. And while he is here maybe he can dispose of a couple neighbors for me too!!!
2006-11-05 06:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by FallenAngel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
deny he's yours and avoid all lawsuits or make the female sounds of a pterodactyl.
2006-11-05 06:22:17 · answer #9 · answered by cheyenne 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what a bout tying a goat to a tree like the film
or what about taking him to obedience classes wen u catch him
2006-11-05 06:20:09 · answer #10 · answered by cazmo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋