There are two muffins in a oven
One of the muffins say "Jeez, it is really hot in here?
The other muffin said "Holy S**t a talking muffin"
2006-11-04 22:08:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Dear, would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," replied the little girl, shyly.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say, sweetie," the woman said.
Her daughter took a deep breath, bowed her head, and solemnly said, "Dear Lord, why the heck did I invite all these people to dinner!?!"
2006-11-05 01:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by cristaline 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a muffin
2006-11-05 07:49:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
: )))))))Very good one,now:A squirl was f***ing a nut.Another squirl comes and says:"Are you f***ing crazy?" and the first one sais:"No,I'm f***ing nuts". :) I like it.Youre's is very good 2!
Or another one:How does Stevie Wonder's wife make him crazy?She changes the furniture in the house.
2006-11-05 06:13:22 · answer #3 · answered by Ana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got one!!
hope you guys like this..
what do you call a cow who climbed up a tree?
ans: brilliant.
haha!!
2006-11-05 06:39:05 · answer #4 · answered by mercurial vapor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I would like to know and that's why I go with her.........I mean support her ....So,,,,,,,,
"hahaha... that was funny as hell! its just so stupid its funny! oh man, you made my day!"
2006-11-05 06:23:14 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mate, that's a pisser. lmao. wet chair.
2006-11-05 06:46:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG that was funny as hell! its just so stupid its funny! oh man, you made my day!
2006-11-05 06:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol!I laughed a lot thanks!
2006-11-05 06:37:32 · answer #8 · answered by black_cat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋