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Best & worst pick up lines?

some I heard...

"You must be tired, you have been running through my mind."

"You are like lightening, you charge your beer to my tab."

"Craziest dream, and wow! You were in it."

"Have you been on the 9th green? It is greener on the back nine."

"Have you lost your wings? Heaven must be missing an angel."

"I'm the egg, you can be the chicken. Together we'll find out the answer."

"My mom always wanted me to bring home a 'nice' girl."

"Have you seen my date? Thank God, you want to get out of here."

"I'm scared of the dark, can you walk me home?"

"Have you been good because Santa is making a list."

"I have a lot of money and I don't know what to do with it."

"Buy you a drink for a smoke."

2006-11-04 21:54:50 · 9 answers · asked by R C 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

9 answers

Would you like to have breakfast? OK? Should I call or nudge you?

2006-11-04 21:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by jazzman6812 3 · 3 0

I don't use pick up lines I prefer a more direct approach. The more attractive a woman is the more often she is approached every time she goes out in public. Pick lines are boring, predictable and transparent, not to mention useless. Don't use them.

See my blog entry here http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-m_SxzZM7eK1plXwFNp4-?cq=1&p=6 for more about the subject.

2006-11-05 13:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by DarkWolf 4 · 0 0

Here r good ones....pickup lines r meant to b funny and these will make them laugh

Wanna come back to my place for sex and punch....(and when they look at u funny say)....what u don't like punch

nice shoes wanna f@ck

for college kids

ask her if she needs help with any math....add the bed, subtract the clothes, she can divide her legs and u will multiply

2006-11-04 22:21:16 · answer #3 · answered by wombizzle 3 · 0 0

Some of the worst I have ever heard...
"Do you wash your jeans in windex, Because I can see myself in them",
"Girl you are gonna get a ticket for looking too good",
"I lost my telephone number, can I have yours"
"Want to sit on my lap, we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

2006-11-04 22:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by Julie W 2 · 1 0

lol i told a girl walking down bourbon street once, girl you make me wanna shoop. it worked well for that night lol

2006-11-04 21:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by streetkritic 1 · 0 0

Here's my favorite cheesy pick-up line:

If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

2006-11-04 21:58:17 · answer #6 · answered by Biggie Shorty 2 · 2 0

all of them are the worst...what kind of girl falls for a guy because of pickup lines these days?

2006-11-04 21:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

Had some jerk say I wanna **** your face.He got a beer in his

2006-11-04 22:27:09 · answer #8 · answered by holliela 2 · 0 1

are you from tennesee? cuz you're the only 10 i see.

2006-11-04 22:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 2 0

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