A really attractive blond is in a bar, but no-one seems to be speaking to her. One guy, seems to think his luck is in and starts to speak to her. Everything is going well for him and so he eventually plucks up the courage to ask her back to his place. She readily agrees. They go back and do everything which they must and he's quite content, so they both fall asleep.
Next morning they wake up and she says.
'can i ask a question?'
he replies 'sure'
'you don't have AIDS do you?'
No, he firmly replies
'Phew', she says ' I don't want to catch that again
2006-11-04 21:19:08 · 25 answers · asked by skorpi_ru 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow, I actually did the laugh-out-loud thing and it's not often I do that with a hangover! Well done, sir ; )
2006-11-04 21:23:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused,explains to the woman they
don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But, I always buy it here," says the blonde.
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks the pharmacist.
"Yes," said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container .........
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM".
2006-11-05 05:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by joe j 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah gotta give ya 10 for that one thumbs up 2
2006-11-05 05:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Dude!
Nice Joke !!! LOL
2 thumbs up for ya!!
Oh ya, i hope i dont meet with this blonde girl.I dont want to CATCH that again!
Hahaha!!!
2006-11-05 08:31:48 · answer #4 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lame to many similar jokes out there - And Aids is not funny, I live in Africa, and some of the local people believe it can be cured by eating beatroot and garlic
2006-11-05 05:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by the_real_yoda 2 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Nice one!
2006-11-05 05:37:14 · answer #6 · answered by Luv Thy Neighbour! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man
2006-11-05 07:52:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly silly blondes
2006-11-05 08:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-11-05 05:20:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oops!!
2006-11-05 05:21:10 · answer #10 · answered by bezsenný 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋