There were three hunters a smart one, an average one, and a dumb one
The smart one comes back with a buck and they ask "How'd you do it" he said "well i went out followed the tracks and shot myself a buck
The average one came back with a deer and they ask "how'd you do it?" "well i went out followed the tracks and shot myself a deer"
The dumb one came back in a full body cast and a wheelchair and they ask "What happend?" "I just came back from the hospital" then they ask again "What happend?" "well i went out followed the tracks and got hit by a train"
2006-11-04 19:03:01 · 23 answers · asked by mythbuster4 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one Phil h
2006-11-04 20:24:04 · update #1
hahaha! he's really dumb.
2006-11-04 19:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A great Joke. He's pretty dumb. What do you thinkof this joke?
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to Heaven for orientation. They are all asked the same question, "When you're lying in your casket, and friends and family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them say that I was one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in the children of tomorrow." The last guy thinks for a moment, and then replies, "I guess I'd like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'"
2006-11-05 04:13:28 · answer #2 · answered by Phil h 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bleh
2006-11-05 04:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by marnie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you must have pulled that from the "So old that the phrase 'heard it a million times' has already become outmoded" file.
2006-11-05 03:25:52 · answer #4 · answered by Canadian Bacon 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL i like your joke.. see im blonde and my dad is obsessed with deer hunting so its REALLY funny!!!! ^^
2006-11-05 03:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA
I love it really
good 1
2006-11-05 04:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is completely hilarious! LOL
2006-11-05 04:07:59 · answer #7 · answered by kurotenshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your joke is really funny.
2006-11-05 03:26:49 · answer #8 · answered by sadie c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
** wiping off keyboard ** lol don't drink coffee and read jokes like that ...
2006-11-05 04:56:52 · answer #9 · answered by MrsDave 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite good joke
2006-11-05 03:13:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋