ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking.
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min
2006-11-04 17:08:33 · 4 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...I LOVE YOU...HAHA...THANKS FOR MAKING MY DAY...
2006-11-04 17:17:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ DancingQueen♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dinner (din nah)a.
Female: Back breaking work of 2 hours with much mental agony
Males: Munch, Crunch, Slurp, Burp,
Sex (secs) adverb.
Female: planning itself a mental and physical exhaustion, pain mixed with immense pleasure
Male: Slam Bam thank you mam,
2006-11-05 02:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stock of jokes exhausted...?
2006-11-05 01:15:46 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome ! This is also so very true !
2006-11-05 01:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by ne_patriots2005 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋