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THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

2006-11-04 17:07:50 · 3 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

3 answers

Awesome ! I love it....and so damn true !

2006-11-04 17:11:42 · answer #1 · answered by ne_patriots2005 4 · 0 0

heh, and people wonder why men and women are confused. They aren't even using the same dictionary :-P

2006-11-04 18:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by yama 3 · 0 0

this isn't really a question that you have up there. but thanks for the 2 points.

2006-11-04 17:11:00 · answer #3 · answered by Starry Eyes 5 · 1 4

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