A mentally deranged spinster was given treatment in a hospital. Every man appeared to be a rapist to her. After several treatment, she was cured. However, after recovery from this phobia, she started complaing that somebody was hiding below her cot. Any amount of medicine nor counselling could help her. So the doctors had a consultation among themselves and came to the conclusion that only the carpenter in the hospital who is a stud could help her overcome this problem. They sent for him. He was told about the task. He also agreed. He was sent inside the woman's room and the door was locked. After his entry, the doctors could hear her screaming and shouting at him:"You idiotic stud, you can't do this to me". There were rattling sound of the cot and the screamings of the woman. Finally there was the thudding sound of the cot followed by a bewildering silence. The door opened and the carpenter came out with heavy sweating. "The job is done";he showed the sawed legs of the cot to doctors!
2006-11-04
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