A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally
swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no
ill effects, so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed instructions,
undressed, and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he
looked up the man's **** was that eye staring right back at him.
"You know, " said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
2006-11-04 16:35:36 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha Ha ...What a wild imagination a looking A** Hole !! Great !!! Fantastic and Hilarious...Belive me you have made my day !! Thanks !
2006-11-04 16:42:06 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man with a glass eye was in a bar when he sneezed, his glass eye flew across the room when a beautiful woman caught it in her left hand. She return the eye and they talked for the rest of the night. Eventually the two were married and till this day they tell people about how they met. They says that he was in a bar when she just happened to catch his eye.
2006-11-04 16:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was the best one I've heard in a while, until I read the reply from Jedi1Josh..they were both the best in a while. Thanks for the much needed laughs..lol
2006-11-04 16:52:36 · answer #3 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so thats what they mean by eyes in the back of your head!
2006-11-04 16:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is as old as me.
2006-11-04 16:40:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.........you really have to learn to trust me, when I say this is a good one .........LOL
2006-11-04 16:39:44 · answer #6 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oook
2006-11-04 16:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! that is hilarious !
2006-11-04 16:41:42 · answer #8 · answered by Kimmy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-11-04 18:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!~!
2006-11-04 17:30:31 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋