A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans.
Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy.
The teacher asks Little Johnny, why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this IS Vermont, so she asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."
2006-11-04 16:06:51 · 11 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that`s them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We`re planning World War III".
And the guy says, "Really? What`s going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Iraqis and one intelligent blonde.
The guy exclaimed, "Intelligent blonde!! Why kill a blonde?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smart as.s?! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
2006-11-04 23:34:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Amazing
2006-11-05 04:34:28 · answer #2 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, a John Kerry fan is someone who waves there hands back and forth when he passes gas! hahaha!
2006-11-05 00:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Republican!!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"My Answer is going to be Poetic!,
And all against this Politic!"
"I would rather be a "...Fairy... Fan",
AT ALL AGES rather than
be a John Kerry Fan!"
(The ...Fairy... refers to Tooth Fairy, Fairy Godfather & Godmother)
If I have the choice, I would pick NO other!"
ALL Older Senior Citizens will also vote for "Tooth Fairy" & get rid of their denture(s)
& recieve a complete new set of teeth!
Then bury their plastic denture(s) with a backyard wreath"!
2006-11-05 00:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by Math_Maestro 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really goooooooooooooood
2006-11-05 08:03:46 · answer #5 · answered by chillax 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Weez unejimicated soljers in irak are jon carry fanz!!!!!
2006-11-05 00:19:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
DON'T TELL THAT JOKE IN THE RELIGION SECTION YOU WILL BE REPORTED.
THEY HAVE A REPORT FREAK OVER THERE.
I LOVE THE JOKE.
2006-11-05 01:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by funnana 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny...thanx for the laugh
2006-11-05 01:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ DancingQueen♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
AMEN! Best one I have heard today.
2006-11-05 00:17:26 · answer #9 · answered by ginarn1994 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
outstanding.
give some more.
johnny for pres.
2006-11-05 00:48:55 · answer #10 · answered by sllyjo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋