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2006-11-04 15:59:56 · 13 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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they dont know how to cook

2006-11-04 16:02:32 · answer #1 · answered by jujubeee 4 · 1 0

There are many reasons. Lions are carnivoirs and that's what carnivoires do. They fancy the taste of raw meat. They aren't on the same intellectual level as humans nor do they share our physical capabilities, therefore lions aren't able to cooking. They're naturally aggressive creatures who thrive off hunting. Even when lions and cubs are in the care of humans, they're still fed raw meat because that's what they need to maintain full health and strength.

2006-11-04 16:23:33 · answer #2 · answered by UVRay 6 · 0 0

Like rest of the Carnivorous animals, they leave the process of Cooking to us Human beings !!! They know for sure that we poor creatures can't eat raw meat and digest !!! Too funny question, Ah ?

2006-11-04 16:29:47 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0 0

The owners of Little Tyke, though apparently not Christians, were so reassured by this that they no longer worried about her refusal to eat meat, and turned their attention instead to refining her ‘vegetarian’3 diet further, learning of new grains to add to the lioness’s food. These numerous grains were ground and stirred together while in the dry state, then cooked and mixed with the milk and eggs. The lioness was fed this mixture each morning and evening, and sometimes at midday as well. (To condition her teeth and gums — as she steadfastly refused all offers of bones to gnaw — Little Tyke was given heavy rubber boots to chew on, which generally lasted about three weeks.) The lioness not only survived on this diet, she thrived. One of America’s ‘most able zoo curators’ apparently said that the lioness ‘was the best of her species he had ever viewed.’

2006-11-04 16:15:22 · answer #4 · answered by jedi1josh 5 · 0 1

The poor things don't have thumbs, they can't hold stuff to cook meat

2006-11-04 16:18:16 · answer #5 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 0

Because they're unable to hire a cook! Too dangerous of a job!

2006-11-04 16:01:45 · answer #6 · answered by UNI Panther 3 · 1 0

they are carnivoires and they don't have any cooking appliances and keep setting their mane on fire when lighting their fires to cook the meat!

2006-11-04 16:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by cherhub 2 · 0 0

There meat eaters daaaaa!!!

2006-11-04 16:07:25 · answer #8 · answered by §sniperexpertxx§ ﺕ 3 · 1 0

because they dont have an oven to cook it in

2006-11-04 16:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by Bite Me 4 · 0 0

cuz they ain't been learned to fire up the grill yet

2006-11-04 16:02:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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