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I read a book on that that he and budda played golf together. It was a sweet story.

2006-11-04 15:19:43 · 22 answers · asked by daisy322_98 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Do you think his sandals with the golf spikes leave holes on the clouds? And...How do you replace a divot in a cloud anyway?

2006-11-04 15:24:38 · answer #1 · answered by Hellsdiner 3 · 1 0

The question isnt if they played golf together, its would playing golf in heaven really be fun? Since it is perfection how could you beat someone else? Sounds like a drag.

Also, just my 2 cents, if only 5% of all human beings have gone to heaven, it still must be infinitly large, so how would you get around? even if you move at the speed of God, moving about an interminable amount of miles for your eternity in heaven just to get to Honest Abe's place for a party would take an everlasting unfinishable amount of time

2006-11-04 15:28:00 · answer #2 · answered by Zack 3 · 0 0

Of course not! Jesus and Heaven are not just little fairy tales.

It's amazing and So Sad to read what people think of God and Eternity.

It's not a game. God hears and knows everything we say and do. Theres a scripture or two about that.

2006-11-04 15:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by 4263 4 · 0 0

Instead of reading "a book", try reading THE Book.

Jesus rose from the dead.
Forty days later He ascended into heaven.

Where is He now? In heaven.
What is He doing? Interceding on our behalf
AND preparing a place for us.

If He made the universe, the heavens and the earth in six days, just think how marvellous this place must be that He is making for us!!

2006-11-04 15:31:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

What kind of question is that? It deserves a sarcastic answer, like...

Nope. Ever since heaven got the first Xbox 360, he's been a Halo 2 fan.

2006-11-04 15:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Acraz 2 · 0 1

i think he's playing final fantasy 13, sure it's not out yet but then Jesus is also the supposed son of God.

2006-11-04 15:25:52 · answer #6 · answered by chicachicabobbob 4 · 1 0

Actually Yeshua is in heaven praying for humanity, that they would all come to repentance(turn from there sins) and come to Him ask forgiveness for there sins, believe that YHWH rose Him from the dead, and that they would confess Him as Lord & Lord of there lives !!

He is very merciful toward you because He loves you, and desires that you (as well as All humanity) spend eternity with Him (Yeshua) and His Father (YHWH) !!!

To as many as receive Yeshua as Lord, to them He gives the priveledge of becoming the sons and daughters of YHWH !!!

2006-11-04 15:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas 6 · 0 1

Yup, but when Muhammed and Krishna want to hang out, they play cricket.

2006-11-04 15:27:02 · answer #8 · answered by carwheelsongravel1975 3 · 1 0

Yeah and He probably always gets a hole-in-eighteen, because the ball lands in the first hole, bounces out and lands directly into the second hole, bounces out and lands directly into the third hole, etc.

2006-11-04 15:24:33 · answer #9 · answered by marklemoore 6 · 1 0

Budda isn't in Heaven. Sorry

2006-11-04 15:22:32 · answer #10 · answered by whiteparrot 5 · 1 4

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