An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, 'Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it.'
'Dear,' the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, 'I'm so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a really nice, tight-looking a*s*s*!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 13:52:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats good
2006-11-04 14:20:48 · answer #1 · answered by maxossa1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-11-04 21:54:03 · answer #2 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, Cute
2006-11-04 21:55:53 · answer #3 · answered by dontknow86 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha!
2006-11-04 21:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
my mom probably wouldn't apperciate it though lol
2006-11-04 22:28:14 · answer #5 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! after being in prison no wonder he's like that!
2006-11-04 22:18:00 · answer #6 · answered by SupermanLover3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha lmao !!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 22:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋