Ok my neighbors son was offended by his football coach and i wanted to help so at the end of the year when they give gifts they wanted in the card a joke or a put down for a short person. So if you know any pls. put it down. thx alot
2006-11-04 13:25:43 · 3 answers · asked by comediankid4 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I know you think you are vertically challengenged but the world has never been that short." Or how about...."While you are down there coach could you look for my shadow." I write poems for people "taking shots" I cannot be too offensive so this is my submission. How about....."We know where you live,,,in a Condo mini-um."
2006-11-04 14:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by ஐAldaஐ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok...hmmm, well if the situation arises, you could put in something like "you could never measure up to that", or..."oh have you seen that new reality show on tv, it's about midgits, hey why don't you try to get on it?"
2006-11-04 13:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by outdoor_girl93 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
how bout.... hey next time we talk can u speak up a little i can't hear u from down there/ up here
2006-11-04 14:01:13 · answer #3 · answered by n!k3_gUrL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋