I recieved these 2 jokes from a SSGT in the Airforce in response to some of my jokes and just had to share them with everyone! I don't know his name but I want to give credit where it's due. Hope you find them as funny as I did. Let me know, Thanks.
Mullah Mohammed Hasan Akhund, the deputy Taliban leader, and George W. Bush agree to meet in Kabul for the first round of talks in a new anti-terrorism process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the arm of Akhund's chair. They begin talking.
After about five minutes Akhund presses the first button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Annoyed, Bush carries on talking as Akhund laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Akhund laughs, and again George carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush square in the privates, he's finally had enough.
"I'm headin' back home!" he calmly tells the Afghan. "We'll finish these talks in Washington in two weeks!"
A fortnight passes and Akhund flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Akhund notices three buttons on Bush's chair arm and prepares himself for the Texan's retaliation. They begin talking and George presses the first button. Akhund ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers but they continue talking. A few minutes later he presses the second button. Akhund jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. They continue the talks but when the third button is pressed, Akhund jumps up again, but again nothing happens.
Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Akhund. "I'm going back to Afghanistan!" George W. says, through tears of laughter, "What Afghanistan?"
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Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
2006-11-04 12:13:37 · 13 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
E X C E L L E N T !!! Very good.
I'll spread then around.
Many thanks for sharing and tell your friend to keep safe.
2006-11-04 12:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love those airforce guys they're so funny! The sit around and come up with jokes while the rest of us fight the war!!!LOL! JUST KIDDING! Great joke!
2006-11-05 10:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-11-04 12:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaheeeee sturdy sufficient now a foul one from me ( basically a guy or female who knows of hindi language could have an information of this humorous tale) Banta:- mistriji mattress majbut banana mere munde nu bahu pe chadna hai. mistri:- aisa majbut mattress banaunga ki sara mohalla bahu pe chad jaye to bhi kuch nahi tutega.
2016-10-15 09:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by lithgow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the way he should hold Nuke talks with N. Korea and Iran!
You know what Iran stands for don't you?
I ran as fast as I could to duck the Nukes!
2006-11-04 12:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very funny stuff.
2006-11-04 14:40:20 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff F 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yes, a very funny joke indeed.
2006-11-04 12:22:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very good. i'll spread them 2 around.
2006-11-04 12:30:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA_HA real funny!
2006-11-04 12:17:28 · answer #9 · answered by longroad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its not reli that funny but its ok..
2006-11-04 12:22:21 · answer #10 · answered by !♥~FaY9512~♥! 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋