this is a riddle ===
If your mother is a lawn mower, and your dad is a garden rake, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house?
2006-11-04 10:35:41 · 6 answers · asked by johnny_v_218 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if my mom is a lawnmower,
and my dad is a garden rake,
im gonna assume im a hoe.
since i am a hoe,
i assume im livin in the dog house,
with 2 other hoes, and a pimp who only comes by a few hours everyday.
3 5 foot 4 inch hoes is equal to about 16 feet.
so the doghouse is 4x4 feet.
lani's diner across the street has pancakes that are about 9 inches wide.
so if all us hoes livin in the dog house are out working the corner,
and i stop by the diner to pick up the pancakes to fill the doghouse,
my pimp would beat the hell outta me for using two minutes of potential customer time,
after all, time is money.
and i would end up in the emergency room, my second home.
and the pancakes would not even make it to the doghouse.
so the answer is 0.
lol.
2006-11-04 10:48:22 · answer #1 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
um enable's see..... mom a lawnmower and pa a rake, nicely you ought to no longer positioned pancakes in a canines homestead, you may't have any palms or ft yet you ought to bite them up or positioned them in a pile
2016-12-28 12:55:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, Oh, I know this one, but it makes a big difference if the dog is in the house or not. Darn I don't know which answer to give you!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 12:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by Speedbuggy43 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a dinosaur with moustache met another dinosaur with moustache , he told him I want a cheese sandwich .. the other one took the closet and ran away ...
2006-11-04 10:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
what does that have to do with getting pancakes into a dog house. IM SO CONFUSED!!!
2006-11-04 10:42:55 · answer #5 · answered by sparky_grl_772 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
you wont have a dog to have a house to put pancakes in
2006-11-04 10:42:10 · answer #6 · answered by Ellis S 3 · 0⤊ 5⤋