Three women, a brunette and two blondes were rock climbing and hanging from a rope. The rope was beginning to get weak and the brunette said:
"One of us has to let go and sacrifice our life so the other two can live, the rope can no longer hold three of us."
All three women hung there and looked at eachother until the brunette looked up and said:
"Ok, I see can nobody is going to volunteer so I will let go and you two can climb to the top and reach safety."
The two blondes gave her a round of applause.
2006-11-04 10:33:52 · 22 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha! You're a brunette, aren't you?
2006-11-04 10:35:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And you too got a round of applause........hahahah.......i liked it.
......LOL
Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the Blonde says. "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it...."
2006-11-04 18:20:14 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whilst in full flight one of the blondes called up to the brunette and said, " Us Essex girls always stick together. Make sure you let our Mum in Basildon know we will be a bit late getting home"
2006-11-04 12:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha.... Looks like the brunette knew what to do in the event of an emergency.
2006-11-04 11:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by Christy H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw. LOL. That's funny. There so stupid. They let go of the rope to clap there hands (applause). They fell!!!!! LOL
Heres another one:
Q:How do you get a 1 armed blonde out of a tree????
A:Wave to her
2006-11-04 10:39:47 · answer #5 · answered by Lab 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
coco xola is a blond aint he, my moms blond and she still laughfs just dont take it siriously
2006-11-04 11:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by udamandan9304 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao i love making blonde jokes to blondes cuz they never get it. i have one for you
how can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day?
she has a tampon behind her ear and cant find her pencil for the life of her
2006-11-04 10:38:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
lol.
heres another 1.
whats a blondes fav car?
BMW the only thing they can spell
2006-11-04 11:42:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol ohhhhhhh so they let go and the brunette is safe!! haahahahahhahah!!!
2006-11-04 11:06:04 · answer #9 · answered by sweetlife103 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! ha! very funny, gather your not blonde then, well i am your jokes are good fun keep them comeing.
2006-11-04 10:40:44 · answer #10 · answered by Hunny Bun... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋