You know when your child is around 2 to 5 years old and they say the funniest of things, what can you remember yours saying?
My son was two and a half and my daughter was just a few months old. She was propped up on the settee and he was sat next to her. I had to get something from the kitchen and told my son to put his hand on his sister and watch her carefully.
Within seconds he ran out into the kitchen and screamed 'Mum, Amy is melting!' I totally freaked out, ran into the living room and he showed me the corner of her mouth where a little bit of dribble was coming from!
I'd love to hear all your funny stories.
2006-11-04 10:14:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
There is not enough space... haha.. I have way too many..but one of my favorites was not what my son said so much as what he did.. my son was 4 years old, and my daughter was 3, we had an acre of land with pine trees, and I had told them that I would give them a quarter for every pile of needles they raked up. My 3 year old daughter said "I don't want any money, I want to go swing", but my son.. started to rake... my 4 year old son outsmarted me..after a couple of hours, there was over 100 little tiny piles of leaves/pine needles about the size of a softball.. haha so even at the age of 4 he was thrifty..
2006-11-04 10:31:58 · answer #1 · answered by tootsie38 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My kid (8 y.o.) doesn't think before she speaks. The old funnies I barely remember as now there seems to be embarrassment after embarrassment. At time I cringe when I'm around people with her because I'm afraid of what she's going to say next. In the past year or two I've lost count of how many times I've had to tell her you don't say certain things to people. Need to think before you talk.
2006-11-04 18:25:52 · answer #2 · answered by mrnaturl1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My son and my fiancee were arguing one day about whether or not monsters were real. Yes huhs and nuh uhs were exchanged for a while until my fiancee said "Yes huh, monsters live in your head!" My then three year old replied "Nuh uh, I have a brain!!"
That was the funniest thing I can remember him saying.
2006-11-04 19:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by debbiethornberry007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 3 year old son found a (hidden) copy of Playboy
and brought it to me. I was horrified, but before I could say anything, he pointed to a picture of a bosomy woman
& said "Look! She's got big nickels! "
2006-11-04 19:55:49 · answer #4 · answered by life coach 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We have a spare baby gate in the garage. My three year old and I were in the garage and she asked me what it was. I said that's a baby gate, honey. She looked up at me with so much sincerity and concern and said, "well, where's it's mommy?"
She was in time out and I went to talk to her about what she did wrong and I asked her, can you tell mommy why? She responded, "why". I said, no sweety, can you tell me why you did that and she replied, "why you did that". She wasn't being smart with me, she takes what we say very literally. : )
2006-11-04 19:29:53 · answer #5 · answered by christinaka6262 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My son was in his car seat next to me and had a good view of my nostrils. I must have had a cold at the time because he said "Mommy, I can see your burgers!"
You can't help but laugh.
2006-11-04 18:23:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my son 3 at the time, told his daddy that when he grow up he wants to be just like him. to be tall, have a mustache, have hair on his chest and armpits. and a big penis. my husband is shy, he must of turned 10 shades of red.
2006-11-04 22:51:51 · answer #7 · answered by queen_bertina 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ohhh how cute :)
2006-11-04 19:52:49 · answer #8 · answered by mommy of two 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋