Jim and Johnny die in a boating accident. Jim goes to heaven and Johnny goes to hell.
One day Jim looks down at Johnny in hell. Johnny has a beer in his hand and a blonde
on his lap. Jim gets pissed off, so he goes to God and says, "What is this? I think
I want to go to hell. Just look at my friend down there."
God says, "Look closer. The beer has a hole in the bottom, and the blonde doesn't."
2006-11-04 09:34:53 · 9 answers · asked by jazi 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! that's funny
2006-11-04 09:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by CoolChick2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny -
here's one for you --
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started p****** on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his f*****' a**."
2006-11-04 09:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Getting hotter ,this ones an 8 !lol
2006-11-04 09:38:39 · answer #3 · answered by any 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh. My. Goodness.
2006-11-04 09:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-11-04 09:37:39 · answer #5 · answered by feefee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't give up the day job
2006-11-04 09:45:06 · answer #6 · answered by Colin T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-11-04 09:41:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very FUNNY!!!
2006-11-04 09:36:59 · answer #8 · answered by Brittany 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geez man that is nasty. That is!
2006-11-04 09:37:45 · answer #9 · answered by tyana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋