Driving to work this morning on the Motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 mph with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!! It scared me (I'm a man ) so much that I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand! In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!
F****NG WOMEN DRIVERS !!!!!!
2006-11-04 09:29:16 · 28 answers · asked by Warlock Fiend 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nicola B....I'd suggest you go to McDonalds and buy yourself a Happy Meal. What you just read is a joke dear :-)
2006-11-04 09:53:44 · update #1
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2006-11-05 01:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Blind Man & The Dog
very funny -
here's one for you --
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started p****** on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his f*****' a**."
2006-11-04 17:45:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was that woman. And yes, your driving was appalling. My make-up however, was immaculate and drew several positive remarks from my co-workers when I arrived at work.
2006-11-04 17:32:50 · answer #3 · answered by THE BULB 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to a country where they drive on the 'right-hand-side'.
You'll be safer there.
2006-11-04 17:36:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved that one! I'm afraid we are rather vague at times!
2006-11-04 17:35:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you don't like the way women drive, stay off of the SIDEWALK!
2006-11-04 18:27:12 · answer #6 · answered by Boliver Bumgut 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a beauty mate.
2006-11-04 17:31:33 · answer #7 · answered by Rex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that is what we call annoying!. Innit? Haha
2006-11-04 17:36:12 · answer #8 · answered by tyana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u a ham shanking at the time ?
2006-11-04 17:38:40 · answer #9 · answered by Colin T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't smoke.
2006-11-04 17:32:05 · answer #10 · answered by Musicol 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top banana that one matey. lmfao.
2006-11-04 17:32:31 · answer #11 · answered by roytheboy432000 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋