Irish girl phones her mom and say's mom i tink me waters have broke...................... mom replies holy jeesus where u ringin from? from the waist down replies her daughter.
2006-11-04 09:21:11 · 21 answers · asked by roytheboy432000 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Creased up!!!!!!
2006-11-04 09:23:53 · answer #1 · answered by Warlock Fiend 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad wee-un!
very funny -
here's one for you --
A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started p****** on the mans leg. As the dog finished the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog. A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed. The blind man replied "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his f*****' a**."
2006-11-04 09:57:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class - obviously its only Irish people who caught it. Ringing is a slang word meaning soaking wet in Ireland.
2006-11-05 06:53:35 · answer #3 · answered by K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heeeeee heeeeee heeeeee heeeee heeeeee
Very good!!
2006-11-04 09:26:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better luck next time...roytheboy...!
2006-11-04 19:06:49 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-11-04 09:41:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad wee-un!
2006-11-04 09:25:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jimmythekid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha that was funny. It's all in the delivery..... he he.... good joke though...
2006-11-04 09:43:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got it! I got it! but then I would - and I'm not saying why!
2006-11-04 09:37:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven;t got it yet.
2006-11-04 09:34:35 · answer #10 · answered by teresa.edmonds@sbcglobal.net 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better luck next time...!
2006-11-04 09:30:35 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋