one day on thanksgiving dinner a mom and dad where having a fight the mom called the dad a bastard and the dad called the mom a ***** so billy asked his brother what ***** and bastard meant and he said ladies and gentlemen then the dad went upstairs and mom went into the kitchen then billy went upstairs and his dad was shaving and cut himself and said **** and billy asked his dad what **** meant and he said shaving andthen billy went downstairs and his mom cut herself and said **** and billy said "mom what does **** mean" and she said cutting and then the guests came and billy said... "hello bitchs and bastards my dads upstairs shiting his face and moms in the kitchen ******* the turkey"
2006-11-04
09:19:03
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