2006-11-04 09:13:00 · 18 answers · asked by fivelighters 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
They both look good on priests ( dont mention the altar bhoys )
2006-11-06 01:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The crucifix is where they punish you after the rottweiler eats the neighbours poodle for lunch. It's a hell of a way to have to spend easter.
2006-11-04 17:23:44 · answer #2 · answered by Diablo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A big difference! A crucifix is used for crucifing people where as a rottweiler is just a dog!!
2006-11-04 17:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
the rottweiler looks good on a Lawyer
and
the lawyer would look good on the crucifix?
BTW its is a joke.. I have some very good lawyer friends
swap it for politician if it works better for ya
2006-11-04 19:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by miz Destiny 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Not sure, but if I had both I'd nail one to the other.
Did you hear what the executioner said when he came to put Jesus on the cross "can you cross your legs pal Iv'e only got three nails".
2006-11-05 00:09:18 · answer #5 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
One's a cross and the other's a purebreed.
2006-11-04 17:16:44 · answer #6 · answered by le païen 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Much the same between an illiterate and a goldfish.
What's your question?
2006-11-04 17:24:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Dog is God spelled backwards.
2006-11-04 17:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by Feathery 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
One is worshipped. The other isn't.
2006-11-05 08:22:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
one's inanimate, and the other's alive?
2006-11-04 17:15:19 · answer #10 · answered by General Expact 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋