A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. continued> wait!
2006-11-04 08:58:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life - and - those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!
2006-11-04 08:59:26 · update #1
No, I never heard that one and I think it's cute. Thanks for something to make me smile.
2006-11-04 09:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by winter715 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man that cat needs to go back to hell!!. Haha
2006-11-04 09:02:04 · answer #2 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg! That's got to be the funniest one tonight! Ha Ha ha!!!!!!!
2006-11-04 09:04:47 · answer #3 · answered by grebo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats cute
2006-11-04 09:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I haven't heard it, and yes I enjoyed it.
2006-11-04 09:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by filmwatcher59 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long can't be arsed to read it
2006-11-04 09:07:28 · answer #6 · answered by GROTBAGS 76 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one
2006-11-04 09:04:35 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry, but that wasn't funny.
2006-11-04 09:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by swimfreak000 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha,lol
2006-11-04 09:03:55 · answer #9 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh. my wife is a cat person ,and screams when she sees a mouse , she will love this ,.thanks
2006-11-04 09:06:08 · answer #10 · answered by COSMO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋