2006-11-04 08:40:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Performing Arts
Read good poetry (not mine, mine is not good enough) but some of the modern greats like Larkin, Auden, Yeats, Duffy, Muldoon.
I may not be much of a poet, but I perform other people's poems really well
2006-11-04 08:52:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A spot of mindreading and magic. I'm rubbish so it would get a laugh. Then right at the end I'd fix up and ask someone what the name of their first pet was AFTER writing it down and after putting the pen down. Then I'd show them that it was the same name as on the card. That would leave them with something to think about!
2006-11-04 08:44:55 · answer #2 · answered by Ian69 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stand up comedy.
A man was eating breakfast at a snobby guest house when the landlady brought out one of those small, 1 ounce, individual pots of honey and a slice of toast. The man said: "I see you keep a bee!"
2006-11-04 08:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by marcoporres 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Probably make fun of everyone who paid good money to see a bunch of laymen show how much they don't know about talents...
2006-11-04 08:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Beca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Full Monty!!
2006-11-04 23:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
drag my friend that is still in middle school to play a violin duet or a piano duet with me so i wont die of stage freight.
2006-11-04 14:09:38 · answer #6 · answered by ♪寿司人♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd get my cat to jump through hoops and wear a top hat.
2006-11-06 04:31:02 · answer #7 · answered by Rebecca C 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stand-up comedy.
I'd just make funny observations, and i'm very good at making people laugh, mostly cause i'm wierd.
I'm not too wierd though.
2006-11-04 09:45:08 · answer #8 · answered by Michael M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sing in a really terrible terrible voice,i can do awful singin on prupose,like anyone i think
2006-11-04 20:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by *cutie with a bootie* 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would absolutely hate it! But if i HAD to i suppose i could recite Shakespeare!
2006-11-05 08:12:20 · answer #10 · answered by Caroline 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋