A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because
he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and
asks for his opinion on this question.
After consulting the Bible, the priest says, " My son, after an
exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is
therefore not permitted on Sundays."
The man thinks: " What does a priest know about sex?" So he
goes to a minister, who after all is a married man and
experienced in this matter.
He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is
work and therefore not for the Sabbath!
Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out the ultimate authority:
a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. In other
words, he goes to a rabbi. The Rabbi ponders the question,
then states, " My son, sex is definitely play."
The man replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so
many others tell me sex is work?"
The Rabbi softly speaks, "If sex were work, my wife would have
the maid do it."
2006-11-04 08:03:49 · 26 answers · asked by i_love_ponys83 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao so funny
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has two
of them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"Dirty
Johnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sitters
teeth."
2006-11-04 08:22:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice One.
2006-11-04 16:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear me, another smack in the face. I'm going to bed tonight badly bruised.
2006-11-04 16:06:04 · answer #3 · answered by tucksie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shalom!
2006-11-04 16:08:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's logic behind it at least~~!! and it works, let alone being a true statement~~
2006-11-04 16:06:03 · answer #5 · answered by Angel in Practice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad
2006-11-04 16:05:23 · answer #6 · answered by ferry 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not as good as last one
2006-11-04 16:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I've seen this one on here before....funny....
2006-11-04 16:43:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-11-04 16:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-04 16:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋