A man was sitting despondently at the corner of the bar nursing a full pint of beer. He was about to put it to his lips when a quarrelsome 6 foot thug snatched the pint from his hands and drank it straight off.
"So what are you going to do about that?" said the thug challenging the poor man.
"Nothing," replied the man sadly. "I should have guessed something like that would happen to me today.....first I wake up this morning to find the wife has left me and taken the kids with her. "Then I'm involved in an accident and my car's a right off. So I get to work late and the boss fires me. But if that isn't enough, just as I get the nerve up to kill myself, you go and drink my last dose of arsenic!"
2006-11-04 07:54:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
At last something good happend to save his life and to eliminate athug from the Society !!! Ha Ha Ha ...poor man and his agony !!! Good piece of work !!
2006-11-04 07:58:21 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That outta teach em! LOL
2006-11-04 16:07:21 · answer #2 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke
2006-11-04 16:38:26 · answer #3 · answered by Von Kempelen 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oooh poor you when it goes wrong it goes wrong doesn't it?
2006-11-05 14:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smh that is so sad but funny
2006-11-04 16:10:35 · answer #5 · answered by shny_daniels 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-04 15:59:17 · answer #6 · answered by KKL2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very sad
2006-11-04 16:07:46 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... i bet the thug feels stupid now...
2006-11-04 15:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aiyyyie, yie.........that's gooood!
2006-11-04 16:54:21 · answer #9 · answered by jazi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how many doses has he had?
2006-11-04 16:09:59 · answer #10 · answered by tallulaberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋