Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Albania, and bragged that he had
told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
done at their house.
He said that on the first day he didn't see any difference and
on the second day he didn't see any difference, but on the third day he came home to
a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Korea. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that on the first day he didn't see any results and on the second
day he didn't see any results, but on the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Scottish girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said on the first day he
didn't see anything and on the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third
day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left
eye.
2006-11-04 07:49:02 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
please dont hate me....I'm Scottish !! its a joke !!!
2006-11-04 08:14:25 · update #1
Ha Ha Ha...Bloody Hen pecked Hubby ...got good thrashing in the beginning of the married life?1 Ha Ha Ha nice way of presentation ! Punchline was great and evoking loud laughter !!! LOL !
2006-11-04 07:54:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a million. a rock, a lifeless fish and stick. 2. a rusty nail, leperousy, a lifeless milkweed 3. a turtle shell, a birds beak and an oxens hoof 4. wine, potoatoes and a strolling stick 5. a blanket loaded with fleas, a wood thimble, and a moist noodle 6. Guidos dipsey doodle, a smoked sausage and a choked poultry 7. extra or much less cowbell 8. The Cat (why might you carry and toddler a cat??!!) 9. A fat@ss giraffe, a conspiracy carrot and an atheist 10. a cigar, a diseased whore and a enormous Beaver. something i'm able to get you?
2016-10-21 06:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, worth the read
thanks
2006-11-04 07:54:00 · answer #3 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-11-04 07:51:35 · answer #4 · answered by girl24gr 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke was already on y!a but with women instead
2006-11-04 07:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by Nemo <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-11-04 08:21:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant
2006-11-04 07:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by feefee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed really hard
2006-11-04 08:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Tygge 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol true
2006-11-04 07:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by mistressaurorauk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice....laughed pretty hard on that one
2006-11-04 07:51:14 · answer #10 · answered by TheRobA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋