A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar. They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears. Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous bears on the top shelf along the wall. The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side.
She turns to him... they kiss.. and then they rip each other's
clothes .... After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy,
they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over
and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
2006-11-04 07:38:04 · 28 answers · asked by Karen C 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL good joke :) i give ya 10 outta 10 but i got a better joke
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Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-11-04 07:41:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
A sensitive man is more like being considerate of other peoples' emotions.. not lacking a sense of humor.
2016-05-21 23:32:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gifts purchased in bulk / whole sale for the Babes , in one shot !!! Not only sensitive but also sensible and smart man , never wanted to waste his time on daily basis to get gifts for his girls, that time he could utilise in a better way with them !!! Hilarious One !!!
2006-11-04 07:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Oh that was funny! I loved it. I wasn't expecting that punch line.
2006-11-04 07:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by jephrodite 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
That joke was TOP shelf!
:)
2006-11-04 07:44:21 · answer #5 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a cute one lol
2006-11-04 07:41:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow, that's really good! I thought it might end like this....really funny indeed! LMAO!!
2006-11-04 07:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by jazi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you a friend of Alicat ?? You are both giving us guys a pasting tonight.
Who's rattled your cage bars and upset you.
2006-11-04 07:40:21 · answer #8 · answered by tucksie 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
That is a funny one.
2006-11-04 08:35:51 · answer #9 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-11-04 07:41:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋