i need a good joke that will make a lot of people laugh?

Question

i need a joke for shcool not a gross one or a bad one just really funny

Answer 1

cant help u

Answer 2

There was once a little boy who got very good grades, straight A's on every subject on every report card. His name was Billy. His father was very proud of him, and decided to give him one thing every year, whatever he wanted. The little boy, for one odd reason or another, chose a pink golf ball, each and every year. So finally, when the boy was sixteen, the dad got fed up with it and bought him a car. The son was fine with this, and took it on a joyride down to his favorite restaurant. He didn't want to drivethrough and he couldn't find a parking spot, but finally he found a spot on the other side of the street. He walked across happily, and halfway across, was hit by a truck. On his deathbed, the wounds were fatal, he was asked by his father: "What did you do with the pink golf balls?" The son replied: "Well I ---" With that he died. The moral is that you should look both ways before crossing the street near ur school.....now this is a good message to carry to ur school mates.

Answer 3

This is the funniest totally clean joke I know...

A duck walks into a convenience store and says "Got any grapes?" [it helps to do a kind of scratchy voice for the duck]
"No," the guy says. "This is a convenience store. We don't have any grapes."
The duck leaves, and comes back the next day and asks, "Got any grapes?"
"No," the clerk says. "This is a convenience store. We don;t carry produce."
On the third day, the duck comes in again and says, "Got any grapes?"
"No," the clerk yells. "I told you we don;t have any grapes, and if you come back in here asking about it again, I'm going to nail your funny-looking feet to the floor!"
The duck goes away, comes back the next day and says, "Got any nails?"
"No," the clerk says.
"Well, then, you got any grapes?"

It's always good to practice a joke so your delivery is smooth.
Hope you find the right joke!

Answer 4

A man walks into an adult book store and asks the clerk for a blow-up doll.
The clerk answers, "Do you want a Christian or Muslim doll?
The man asks what's the difference?
The clerk answers, "The Muslim dolls blow up themselves!"

Answer 5

Don't know what kind of school you are attending, or maybe I could have helped you.

I post jokes, so you might check there.