A young man wanted to get his blonde wife somthing nice for there wedding annniversary. So he bought her a mobile phone. After he explained all the features on it , she was thrilled with it. Next day her phone rang it was her husband, hi honey how do you like your new phone? Just great its compact and your so clear.But there is one thing i dont understand. Whats that honey? asked the husband. How did you know i was in wal~mart?
2006-11-04 07:18:01 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought that was a funny joke. Rheat.beserker yours was also funny. Rowan_B (master of SPEECH MARKS) and the proper use of thee english spelling......If every time...everyone took the time to put the right punctuation in their jokes....you wouldn't have a joke to complain about! At least he must have used spell check this time. I understood this joke a lot better. Some people can be so hateful.
2006-11-04 07:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If blondes are so dumb, does that mean you're blonde? A smart, educated person would not make these mistakes:
there - their
its - it's
your - you're
i - I
dont - don't
Whats - What's
And apparently, you don't know how to use inverted commas (speech marks), either.
kiako (a few answers further down from this one) - if racist jokes aren't acceptable, why are blonde jokes okay? Also, don't accuse me of being "hateful" just because I object to this joke - if you dish it out, you've got to be able to take it as well! I did think it was quite funny, actually, but I didn't like the way this guy came on here with his writing full of errors, insulting other people's intelligence - if you're going to call other people dumb, first take a look at yourself, is that too much to ask?
2006-11-04 07:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Come on man ...explain other Blondes your Joke....They are not getting how the blond in the joke wondering that her husband could get her where abouts and rang there on mobile phone... Ha Ha Ha .....Funny joke.....but not comprehensible easily by most !!!
2006-11-04 07:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats great! made me laugh
oh have you heard this one?:
what do you call a blonde corpse in a cupboard?
last months hide and seek winner
2006-11-04 07:22:36 · answer #4 · answered by rheat.beserker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol was that the same blonde that was staring intensley at the orange juice
well it did say concentrate
2006-11-04 07:53:29 · answer #5 · answered by i_love_ponys83 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice. lol. i actually overheard a woman in walmart saying something like that over her cell once...it scared me a little...but then again..she didnt look very bright..
2006-11-04 07:22:09 · answer #6 · answered by The Joy Massacre 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Very funny. Very humorous. Made me giggle. Let's get back to our lives now.
2006-11-04 08:50:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was funny, I get it cause I am blonde lol
thanks
2006-11-04 07:21:04 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was lame. I dnt like blonde hair on guys or gals but cmon, the blonde jokes are old.
2006-11-04 07:21:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahaha..i had to read it twice to get it, though. But that's really funny :D:D:D lol
2006-11-04 07:22:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋