Just wondering not bashing anyone.
only funny answers will be considered for best.
2006-11-04 07:12:04 · 18 answers · asked by icheeknows 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah - it's usually like, 3 am when me, Ruler, and Hayden are on, and we rub our hands together over the keyboard and cackle madly whilst answering each others questions, plotting our domination. Ruler's the most dominant, as you can imagine. I bow to her superiority daily. I have to. She'll smack me with that ruler, and it smarts! Then, we send each other coded messages of support in the answers. I can't tell you anymore, or she'll hit me again....
2006-11-04 07:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by ReeRee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I swear, someday in extreme boredome (like now) I'm going to write a pamphlet for religious people on how to promote their religions. (I'll call it "You're Not Saved So You're Going to Hell: What To and Not to Do When Promoting Religion") Key points will include: when to seek to promote your religion (upon approach from a person from another religion speaking about their's, inquiry about your religion or church, or to a person in crisis who you feel could benefit from it) and when not to, i.e. ON MY PORCH, in a pet shop (it happened..an old lady asked me if i had found God, to which I responded that I was trying to find the bunny section), etc. In those situations it's just awkward. Religious people seeking to spread their religion need to think like marketing execs. How many buyers do you think will be interested in your product if you pester them with it or worse yet, insult their already established company? How you say it is important too. Listening to some religious people promoting it is like watching a political ad. You hear the name of what they're promoting and then they proceed to spend the rest of their conversation bashing the other person's established beliefs (You can only reach God through believing in the bible. You're living in sin otherwise and are going to Hell). They'd be much more successful if they pushed the positives of it and how it improves their lives. Bah.
2006-11-04 16:31:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheists don't gather with one another or that would be considered a religion. And we all know that goes against atheists rule. We can just identify each other in the street since they all wear shirts that say "JESUS....WHO'S THAT?" they are on sale for just $7.99
2006-11-04 15:23:27 · answer #3 · answered by Honey-Biscuit 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sure. It's called the Democratic National Convention.
2006-11-04 15:14:46 · answer #4 · answered by marbledog 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes, on Sundays, at the gay nightclub where priests, reverends, ministers, pastors, and such spend the rest of the week doing drugs and chasing under-aged boys. The owner tells us it's nice to have a "normal" crowd one day a week.
Real funny isn't it?
2006-11-04 15:19:06 · answer #5 · answered by poecile 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Since I'm not here to be chosen as best answerer, I will not bother to be 'funny'. So my simple answer is: no, they don't.
2006-11-04 15:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes,usually an underground bunker where we secretly draw in mustashes on portraits of jesus and burn bibles and have mock sacrifices with those creepy christian dolls you can find at any christian store,and we chant"he is not real" several times before drinking atheist wine.
2006-11-04 15:15:36 · answer #7 · answered by jen 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I think it's called a Star Trek convention.
2006-11-04 15:14:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yes, it's called Yahoo Answers.
2006-11-04 15:15:03 · answer #9 · answered by Ring Ring Ring Bananaphone 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You mean something like a mass, for instance?
Hello there, ichee.
2006-11-04 15:14:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋